You may be familiar with social networking upstart Myspace.com. Its this new site that connects people to one another and has opened a new realm that is socially acceptable to meet others on. Now, obviously (or perhaps not so obviously) my sarcasm with the introduction to the site reeks like the butt of Lindsay Lohans crack baby (yet to be born, soon enough my friends - chick will pop a couple of dumpster divers out in no time) as Myspace is the biggest website since the original link posting the Paris Hilton sex tape.

With this new avenue for social lurking, I have been constantly added over the past few months by some really top notch females looking for a taste of the Fish. Seeing how I am in the market for some action, I figured I would post some resumes and let our faithful reader (I’ll keep that singular) decide.

List of my future lust icons

Maria
Maria doesn’t have a photo, which makes a lot of sense because she is far to good for myspace. Chicks like Maria don’t waste their time uploading photos to myspace, they are out working on their abs or saving (or shaving) a rain forest.   The good times role from Marias bust line like a streaming golden shower. According to her profile she “likes to get down and dirty” and my mind can only imagine the kind of antics and frisky behavior Maria is doing right now. Oh Maria, you could be the one for me.
Status: Pending Approval

Couples & Single Girls Only
This ones tough because I am not a couple nor am I a single girl, so I am not sure it would work out in the long run, but pending their willingness to experiment and/or my willingness to become a single female, there may be a future for us yet.
Status: Denied

Umber

Short. Sweet. Sexy - Umber embodies most everything that I am looking for in a women. She likes movies and has even dabbled in music. The connection was immediate with Umber and I think this may be the future for me. So what if she’s a fictional character? So what if her hair is purple? I look at whats in a girls heart, and in her heart is passion, desire and a willingness to spoon. Count me in Umber, I’m movin’ to New York.
Status: Approved

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