Britney needs a wig
Paris, Lindsay driving drunk
These bitches are DUUUMB!
another deep haiku by DP
Entries from August 2007
A Haiku about Lame Famous Chicks
August 23rd, 2007 · No Comments
Tags: Haikus
Flowers on shirts sell records
August 23rd, 2007 · No Comments
The charts are in and I guess MTV kind of sells some records. I know this is a completely new concept to everyone reading this as nothing involved in the humble cable tv network has sold more then a few hundred, but times are changing and this tv thing is really taking off. […]
We speak the truth.
August 22nd, 2007 · No Comments
I recently attended an in store for radio rock band. To be honest I wasn’t sure what I was getting myself into. Not so much with the band or the music, because I know the guys and know the music. More with whom was going to be there. I was genuinely […]
Cex Cells
August 22nd, 2007 · 2 Comments
It feels really good to be getting excited about music again. There was about a six month period where I had such little faith in humanities ability to rock and roll that I almost cut off my ears and became a catholic monk. But recently I have been getting excited about a lot […]
A Haiku about Amy Winehouse
August 21st, 2007 · No Comments
Drinks, Drugs, Overdose
Fucked up means Platinum
Rehab? No, No, No!
another deep haiku by DP
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MIA “Kala”
August 21st, 2007 · No Comments
  MIA - You love her or you hate her. Her new album KALA has been one of the most addicting records I’ve listened to all year. It’s not because stylistically, musically, or lyrically I think the record is any good; but rather because of its chaotic almost violent nature. Track 11 called Paper Planes […]
Hot Rod Circuit
August 21st, 2007 · 8 Comments
Hot Rod Circuit is one of those bands that I have been passionate about since I was young. I remember seeing them with Dashboard Confessional years ago at an outdoors show in Phoenix, AZ. Casey (guitarist) was jumping around like a Mexican jumping bean and the entire band was wearing (what seemed like) […]
Tags: Music
What does Superbad actually mean?
August 20th, 2007 · No Comments
I recently saw the movie Superbad at my local AMC theater establishment. The movie features two lifelong friends at the end of their senior year of high school. Superbad is a pretty funny movie overall and is actually quite chillingly (and pathetically) accurate. I say pathetic because the movie is primarily about […]
Tags: Pop Culture · Movies · Jay
Mr. Pibb wants a bubble
August 20th, 2007 · No Comments
Bad news friends, the bubbles going to work. I know, I know it’s going to suck. We did everything possible to block the success of the bubble, but you can’t block the power of mtv, and mtv isn’t going to let Cartel fail. Why won’t MTV let Cartel fail? Because MTV […]
A Haiku for David Beckham
August 19th, 2007 · No Comments
Welcome to L.A.
Posh Spice Metro Sex Short Shorts
You’ll fit right in here.
another deep haiku by DP
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