Ok, ok ok ok I have a joke for you. Seriously its a good one. Who has two legs, plays drums and now has a sex tape? Noooo not Tommy Lee… Noooo not Paris Hilton (she plays the bongos)… Answer: Meg White of The White Stripes! Oh man oh man this is getting to good to be true, but Meg White of the popular rock and roll band The White Stripes has had a inappropriate little sex tape circulating the web, stimulating the minds of indie hipsters coffee shops wide.

It’s getting to the point where every day theres a new sex tape. My question is, whats going to happen to the fake-sex-tape-making porn industry? You know, those sites where they get look a likes or photoshop Britney Spears head with some porn stars snatch? Those poor people are going to be driven out of business if everyone with any notoriety keeps showing morning glory all over the internet. This must be stopped!

Nah, keep doing it. If it stops, then what would I blog about?

Update:  Meg White’s publicist has issued a statement saying the video isn’t her.  If their publicist learned anything from the Vanessa Hudgens situation, this doesn’t prove anything.  Had Vanessa’s publicist understood denial as an option, no one would believe VH was actually the cholo in those pics.