Thats right, its that time of the year again. All the prime time slots are beefed up with new and improved seasons of the hotness. To be honest I am a sucker for network television. Not so much that I love tv, but I enjoy looking forward to things. I am a huge LOST nerd and watch Flight of the Concords more than pwn videos on Youtube. Heres a few shows I am going to watch tonight, and a few others I will be sure to ban from my Time Warner Cable Guide.

SHOWS I WILL WATCH TONIGHT

Chuck: On NBC
Now I am not totally sure what I am getting into with this, but the advertising budget is through the roof so I figure I should at least give it a shot. Network television is one of the few things that is pretty on point with the hype, if they are willing to spend millions setting up a tv show, they probably think it’s gonna be a keeper. I’ll give it a shot.

Heroes: on NBC
I got into Heroes a bit last year but only watched the first half. After missing a few episodes towards the end I figured it was a lost hope and gave up watching. I may as well give this season a try, even though I have no idea what I am getting myself into anymore… Other than the fact that the blonde chick is hot… With that said I am still upset that they killed off that one hot girl (I forgot her name) at the start of the first season. You know, the one with the short hair and ultimate hotness level? Yeah that bummed me out too..

SHOWS I WILL NOT WATCH TONIGHT

Dancing With The Stars: On ABC
I refuse to get into the sensation that is Dancing With The Stars. Unofficially the most endearing tv show for people over the age of 60, watching this show automatically makes you a) elderly b) lonely or c) a housewife. I still am in denial that I am any of those.

Anything on ABC
So I suppose I should have lumped Dancing With The Stars into this category as well but ABC has the most retarded line up of any tv channel. For a channel that has arguably the best football presentation and logs a solid half time show, they come in a distant last on their Monday night tv lineup. They should go back to Monday night football or get their testicles cut off. Someone forgot to tell them to leave their purse at home on Monday nights.