shhhh…. quiet….shhhh…. do you hear it? The sound of hell freezing over? Or more like the sound of a young girl overly exposed to her train wreck, beef curtained, whale of a big sister. Really I swear - its not Jamie’s fault for accidentally bending over. She was just playing “Simon Says Get Pregnant” like Brit. I have to quote my friend Phil and his take on the Spears - it’s just too good not to share -

scary as fuck
like britany’s little sister
that bitch is 16 and pregnant
and it scares the fuck out of me
not that ther are 16yr old prego bitches runnin wild,
just that the spears are procreating like fucking rabbits and their eyes are way too far apart on their heads for that to be completely legal

He does have a point……

Patty