‘Predator 2′ love,
Your ‘Angels in the Outfield’
‘Saw’ flawless acting.

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Once was a Goddess
She’s no longer Spank-worthy
No Monkey Play Time!!
another deep haiku by DP

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No Baby, Baby
How was she suppos’t to know
K-Fed took the kids!
another deep haiku by DP

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Thank You Vanessa
Next time you should clean up first
No, Not your room, your…
another deep haiku by DP

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Britney needs a wig
Paris, Lindsay driving drunk
These bitches are DUUUMB!
another deep haiku by DP

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Drinks, Drugs, Overdose
Fucked up means Platinum
Rehab? No, No, No!

another deep haiku by DP

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Welcome to L.A.
Posh Spice Metro Sex Short Shorts
You’ll fit right in here.
another deep haiku by DP

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